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EVERYONE

is so damn skinny
that I just might
stay inside

They talk about
Starbucks for lunch,
and I stare
at the center console

Well, the average woman
in the United States today
weighs 140 pounds,
but if you walk into a store
with wooden floors,
and ask them
what song is playing,
you wouldn't know it.

You could try and catch
a lyric and look it up
yourself, but keep
in mind that
back in 1952
you could measure
a mannequin's hip and
come up with
34 inches.

By Nicole Kuwik

Nicole Kuwik paints mostly monsters, and loves coconut coffee. She believes that if you catch any bugs, you should really let them go right away.