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Excuses
I don't think you understand.
I am going to hit you
With this newspaper
Until you explain
What happened
To the carpet.
Rebecca L. Brown is a British writer. She specialises in horror, SF, humour, surreal and experimental fiction, although her writing often wanders off into other genres and gets horribly lost. For updates and examples of Rebecca’s work, visit her Twitter page @rlbrownwriter or her blog Bewildering Circumstances (http://bewilderingcircumstances.blogspot.com/ )
