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Redundant Argument

 

I was getting a little sick of Rick’s suicide habit so I told him so. I said

hey Rick shut the hell up with the fucking self-inflicted death already. For Christ’s sake man, It is getting so fucking old!

Rick just sort of sheepishly grinned at me, shrugged and blew his head off with a shotgun.

That’s like the third fucking time this week.


Socially Awkward

 

it loads the revolver
every time I call her
we cancel out each other
and I eat the receiver
just like my father
choke on all the matter




by Richard Barnhart

Richard Barnhart is vague, esoteric and mysteriously abstruse. Or is he?