18

REAL-LIFE TERROR

i saw
a nun
in the
produce section
of our
local grocery
store
this week

i wonder if
those bananas
have bruises
on the
inside of
the peel

By chesalie

The product of a musician and an accountant,
Chesalie’s right and left brain are in constant combat.
This wannabe 30 year-old spends her days watching High School Musical:
The Real World and running away from The Man.
Her hobbies include manipulation and being Daddy’s little girl.