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Sexy Vomit Proof Shoes
He loves me for my sexy vomit proof shoes
my tiger rose hair my disco magic eyes
my indestructible fuck wrap legs
my mermaid mamacita taco secrets.
Yesterday he turned off the discount menu
and gave me his best neon news his glitter hiss
his midway warble his bacon boots.
When we make a baby he will be
a minor god decked out in ghetto
flame retardant glory.
Misti Rainwater-Lites would like to swim naked through a Pine-Sol sea and spend the rest of her days living on a Kiwi shoe polish island with a diaper wearing poetry writing baby chimpanzee named Koko Loko and the man of her dreams, Dan Zero. This will never happen so Misti consoles herself with voodoo beer and cow patty throwing contests.
